This pseudo-boy-next-door prick is driving a gas guzzling monster truck in downtown L.A. How many things are wrong with this? Since when did the terrain in L.A. get so rugged?
You ain't foolin' nobody, Kelso. You are a douchbag of the highest order, drinking up the sloppy seconds of Bruce Willis' milkshake. No real man would be caught dead driving such a useless, ozone melting automobile.
