leave their cell phones on during a play.

Or use a cell phone 1000 times a day. Its nothing more than a umbilical cord. The morons that can't even put the phone down for a second are so empty inside, they have to be talking to someone at all hours of the day.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/28/jackman-and-craig-can-you-hear-us-now/

steal other people's things.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/15/samurai.sword.killing/index.html

steal a young girl's spotlight.

I like how she's taller than this narcissistic little prick. Just stop buying his records and he'll fade away.

waste my tax dollars on pot busts.

It's shitheads like this that miss the opportunity to catch the real criminals because they are back at the station writing up the paperwork on a pot bust that was worth a couple hundred dollars.

smoke flavored cigarettes.

Another hipster-doofus idea? Or some super genius pothead who likes chocolate.

have a purse.

Well that's just common sense.

try to control things they don't understand.

Pete, go back to what you're good at: making poor doctors even more poor in overblown malpractice suits. Give control of the Orioles to the GM and maybe every magazine won't vote you the worst baseball owner of the year, EVERY YEAR SINCE 1998.