need an entourage.

Do you hate yourself that much that you constantly have to be surrounded by yes men and skanks? Or is it the fact that there isn't a cell in your body that resembles something masculine? How about this, when was the last time you took your own garbage to the curb? Cleaned out the garage? Shoveled snow? Clipped your own fingernails?

Beyond douchbag.

watch reality TV.

There is always something that needs fixing. Go fix it and stop being a assholeface.

dog fight.

You are the mother of all pussies if you are involved in this shit. Seriously.

drive "tricked out" douch mobiles.

An automobile designed for off road activity made to look like Liberace's golf cart is NOT what a man would drive.

leave their cell phones on during a play.

Or use a cell phone 1000 times a day. Its nothing more than a umbilical cord. The morons that can't even put the phone down for a second are so empty inside, they have to be talking to someone at all hours of the day.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/28/jackman-and-craig-can-you-hear-us-now/

steal other people's things.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/15/samurai.sword.killing/index.html

steal a young girl's spotlight.

I like how she's taller than this narcissistic little prick. Just stop buying his records and he'll fade away.